Marty van Lith's Fall harvest, as interpreted by John Deitz --
- Why is a Pumpkin patch better than the Town of Brookhaven Council?
Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
- What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
- Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
- What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)