Friday, October 23, 2009

Fall Harvest

Marty van Lith's Fall harvest, as interpreted by John Deitz --

  • Why is a Pumpkin patch better than the Town of Brookhaven Council?
    Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
  • What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
  • Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
    You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
  • What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)
Picture by Marty, bad jokes by John.

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