Fall Harvest

Marty van Lith's Fall harvest, as interpreted by John Deitz --

• Why is a Pumpkin patch better than the Town of Brookhaven Council?
  Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
  
• What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
  Squash
  
• Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
  You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
  
• What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
  Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)

Picture by Marty, bad jokes by John.